Virginia's Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has vowed to find a way to cut off state funds for education if the state of Florida is not removed or blocked out of all maps that appear in public education classrooms, whether in textbooks or on walls. "It is obvious what part of the anatomy that suggestively dangling land mass is supposed to represent", thundered Cuccinelli at the Kickout Kenyan King Obama Tea Party rally in Norfolk. "We cannot afford to expose our children to that kind of pornography. It's digusting- the way it lays there flaccidly with such length and girth. The way it deliciously curves right before the tip...knowing how the warm Gulf waters are gently licking at the shores of its Panhandle..." Cuccinelli faded out, seemingly lost in disgust. A roar of approval from the crowd snapped his reverie. "I refuse to expose my children, OUR children, to such filth! Florida needs to be thrown down in the dungeon of willfull ignorance, down there with evolution and global warming!"
The crowd erupted in agreement. Many carried picket signs echoing Cuccinelli's message such as "Circumcise The South!" and "You Can't Spell Phallus Without FLA!" Florida officials declined comment.
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