Pious, Kentucky- Edna Mae Sutcliffe of Florence was asked to leave the Americans for a More American America Tea Party rally yesterday for drawing what organizers called a "flattering" mustache on her Obama picket sign. "How hard is it to draw a 'Hitler'?" fumed rally organizer Mabry Townes. "It's the easiest thing in the world to draw. It's basically just a smudge. What was she thinking? Did Tom Selleck lead the Third Reich?" Many rally attendants agreed. "I brought my girls here with me," said Pious resident Dwayne Lee Floyd. "I wanted them to see exactly what's right, and exactly what's wrong, with America. How am I s'posed to fill them with paranoia and hate for that Muslim Kenyan socialist dictator when he's starin' down from that sign like he's f%$*ing Billy Dee f&%*ing Williams? My oldest one, Valtrex, is 13 and she was starin' at him like he was Dale Jr. dipped in ranch dressing. We's s'posed to be firing up dissention, not some damn jungle fever. I swear she was eyeballin' that poster like it was a confederate flag-shaped pork rind. How can you undo something like that?"
Not all members of the fledgling movement were as upset by the sign. Sarah Palin, unofficial spokesman for the Tea Party, addressed the issue on Glenn Beck's internet TV show, where she called for cooler heads to prevail. "I can't for the life of me figure out why this is such a big deal," she purred from Beck's underground bunker studio on Monday. "It's not like she made him white."
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